Friday, October 6, 2006

Boost your Bust


Sadly, half of women hate their breasts, yet practically all (straight) men love them. Whether they're too small, too big or entering a downward spiral, there are plenty ways to enhance those statistics.

Now, although men tend to view breasts as an amazing wonder to behold, they're basically just globes of fatty issue, mammary glands and muscle.

Apparently, the Coopers ligaments that hold them in places aren't actually very strong, which is why women live in fear of papaya tits (drooping spotlights). They can be stretched permanently if you don't support your breasts with a well-fitting bra, and according to a study conducted, 85% of us women wear the wrong size (its true...some say, in order to make you look like you have bigger tits, wear a cup size smaller....and PLEASE don't ask me what happens if you are already an A to begin with...I have'nt got ALL the bloody answers. Pregnancy, breastfeeding (konon, if you continue breastfeeding; you're titties remain nice and big!) age, gravity and doing lots of sports in a flimsy or wrong-sized bra can also take their toll and cause dreaded "tennis ball in a sock" droopiness. Yup.

The bottom line is, nothing short of surgery will change the shape of breasts. However, good posture and strength building exercises can help improve the back and chest muscles and perk the whole area up considerably.

So since I am afraid of needles and don't want to go under the knife - I'm going to practice what I learnt in ballet class. posture...posture...posture. Its all about good posture.

6 comments:

  1. from 'unicorn goddes'[a mythical animal] to 'she's a believer'.everyone on planet earth please create some space for a newcomer.
    i swear that picture was taken off from the movie'there's something about Mary'

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  2. human mentality ,the grass is always greener yonder.what u don't have ,u want and what u have,wanna to discard it

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  3. "These boobs are made for walkin

    And that’s just what they’ll do

    One of these days these boobs are gonna walk all over you"

    :>

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  4. puasa month,things are slow.thank god for the internet.
    wow those Mick Jagger voluptuos succulent lips.care to share the Rolling Stone song humming at the background when to picture was taken

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  5. Now, although men tend to view breasts as an amazing wonder to behold, they're basically just globes of fatty issue, mammary glands and muscle.

    -so are Prada/Fendi/Gucci handbags etc-dead cow skin,thread,pieces of metal strewn together....amazing????

    A size-use DUCK tapes and strap real TIGHT around the chest wall till it bleeds.i can assure u a nice cleavage will pop out.......the price of vanity


    (konon, if you continue breastfeeding; you're titties remain nice and big!)

    -u can start this phenomena coin by me 'chain feeding'-1st. baby than interim period taken over by daddy than 2nd. baby than daddy again than 3rd. baby than daddy again and so forth

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  6. Holy shit, those are some wierd looking tits (hey, that rhymes!). I can't believe you actually when on the net to look for ugly tits for your blog.

    Looks like tits from a pregnant dog.

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