Unconventional cooking

Once upon a silly time, there lived this young lady who wanted to learn how to cook. So, she went to her pristine kitchen and after preparing all the ingredients she needed for her instant noodle special, she went to the stove to light it up.
Nothing.

"Hmm...I'm sure that's how its done?"

*fiddle..fiddle...fiddle*

Still Nothing.

"Oh...darn. Just when I wanted to experiment with tomatoes and luncheon meet."

*fiddle...fiddle...fiddle*

Nothing.

She peered under the cupboard.
"Perhaps its this one?"

Nothing.

"Oh fukalingam....*%&^*&&*&%%*@##!!!"

*fiddle...fiddle..BOOM!*

The only thing cooked that day was her right set of eyelashes.

The end.