Saturday, September 30, 2006

Unconventional cooking


Once upon a silly time, there lived this young lady who wanted to learn how to cook. So, she went to her pristine kitchen and after preparing all the ingredients she needed for her instant noodle special, she went to the stove to light it up.
Nothing.

"Hmm...I'm sure that's how its done?"

*fiddle..fiddle...fiddle*

Still Nothing.

"Oh...darn. Just when I wanted to experiment with tomatoes and luncheon meet."

*fiddle...fiddle...fiddle*

Nothing.

She peered under the cupboard.
"Perhaps its this one?"

Nothing.

"Oh fukalingam....*%&^*&&*&%%*@##!!!"

*fiddle...fiddle..BOOM!*

The only thing cooked that day was her right set of eyelashes.

The end.

2 comments:

  1. what,lingam's chilie sauce exploded into the eyelashes????

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  2. LOLLL!!! You never fail to amuse me!! Cute la you!!! xoxo till we meet again babes!

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